Spoons Vs Life

Forget being able to get up, or walk around. Forget cooking, cleaning, chores. Forget any kind of work or hobbies. Get the dog a treadmill and hook it up to Alexa to make it work, and get an Alexa Coffee Machine to put on your bedside table, too. Laugh hysterically for the 2 seconds you can keep it up at anyone who suggests some "fresh air" or "a better diet".